I do not love animals.

But I sure do have a lot of them around my house!

I noticed the other day that I have animals everywhere I look.  Which is strange because I really could care less about animals.

I know.  All you animal lovers are hyperventilating.

If I didn't give birth to it, I'm not cleaning up it's faecal matter. 

That's where you animal lovers loose me. Cleaning up after animals is nasty.

Even at the petting zoo, the cute little chick, crapped on my hand!!

Any way....

Here are some animals that I do love to have around my home.

The non shitting kind.